I considered becoming and early adopter but decided my needs would be better served after someone develops a ruggedized/MIL-SPEC version.
digital Farthings, here they come
Mythbusters made a version of this in an unaired segment of their 2006 episode about passing gas https://youtu.be/RHcDP_Yew-g?si=T7AONGdXPd4d_gM3
> in an unaired segment
checks out
Waiting on the legislation demanding that every underwear must have these "safety" features and then someone will insert a meter to those and start taxing us for every single puff.
I need a pair that can measure pitch and timbre.
I’ll remind us all that the subject of human flatulence has been one of interest for some of history’s greatest minds - and humorists - for several centuries at the very least:
https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Franklin/01-32-02-02...
Some PM somewhere is asking when this API will be available in the browser so that their site and its 413 trusted partners can delight their visitors with more relevant ads.
My first question was: who funded this? Seems like a candidate for a Proxmire Golden Fleece Award.
This research was supported by the University of Maryland, the Maryland Innovation Initiative Phase I and the UM Ventures Medical Device Development Fund.
Or just maybe, it was developed to further a legitimately needed area of medical research with direct human clinical relevance like quantifying differences in the microbiome for colorectal cancer, etc.
The concept of the Golden Fleece awards (and whatever Rand Paul’s version is called) linking a reaction of “sounds stupid to me” by a random layperson with “taxpayers are getting ripped off” is inherently faulty and weaponizing populism to sabotage publicly funded scientific research.
When gas hits $5 a gallon at the pump, scientists get creative.
Time to rewatch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderpants
Future Ig Nobel candidate?
I signed up for the study. I like to participate in studies at the local college and I track my sleep and stuff daily on my watch. Kind of excited about this. I'll report back with my data if I get picked
Update: dang
Thank you for your interest in the Human Flatus Atlas and for your willingness to participate in our study.
Due to overwhelming demand, we are currently experiencing a temporary pause in onboarding new participants. At this time, we kindly ask that you save the personalized consent form link you received, as it will be required to continue your participation once we are ready to bring you on board.
We will send a notification once we have expanded capacity to accommodate all participants.
We are thrilled by the incredible response to this study and truly appreciate your patience and enthusiasm. We look forward to your participation.
Sincerely, The Human Flatus Atlas Research Team
Ig Nobel is doing more for science than Nobel:
- It's fun.
- The prizes are accessible to young scientists who actually need the career boost from the publicity (as opposed to established scientists who are mostly boosting the prestige of the prize)
- They promote awareness of how diverse and awesome science is.
Sincerely, TH FART
Small annoyance, the team name is missing an E.
Wish they had gone with The Human Enterologic Flatulence Atlas Research Team.
I do think this has a chance of breaking records for clinical trial participation rates.
Life is stranger than fiction.
I need a smell amplifier
Some things should be left unknown.
I know this is worthwhile, especially with the rise in colorectal cancer in younger adults, perhaps this will help in early detection.
But I did take a double take and go “Is it April already?”
And I just invented a fart-tube to route gasses away from sensors - already assuming farts will be taxed.
Meta should buy this and make people in 3rd world countries watch this in real time
Was just thinking about the surveillance aspect of this. Nobody would be able to pretend it was someone else who farted.
This reminds me of one of the pinnacles of Canadian culture, Kenny vs Spenny. In one episode titled “Who Can Blow the Biggest Farts?” they used a device that measures flatulence to judge who blew the biggest fart.
I assume with this underwear we all can participate in gamified flatulence with a global leader board.
These measurements will not be complete if they do not measure the other two states of matter, liquid and solid. I don't know about you, but they've been known to appear.
As long as you're not achieving Plasma you're probably fine.